Decrease The Creases

We live near the shores of Lough Neagh, the largest freshwater lake in the British Isles. It is home to a rich variety of wildlife including elegant geese who regularly fly over our house in a perfect arrowhead formation. It’s a wondrous sight but not quite as jaw dropping as the herd of pigs which flew over chez Black around lunchtime yesterday.

Okay. Okay. I made that last line up.

But there was an equally miraculous visage for Fionnuala and the kids to behold. Yours truly standing at the ironing board. As in actually ironing! With an iron!!

Fionnuala hasn’t been feeling that well this weekend and even I couldn’t avoid to see the mountain of ironing accumulating in the corner of our kitchen. Now my housekeeping skills leave a lot to be desired. I can burn water. But surely even I could manage a few shirts and school uniforms in order to take the pressure off my long suffering better half. Wee buns as we say in Northern Ireland.

Over the course of the next couple of hours I fine tuned my technique until a sizeable amount of freshly pressed clothes were folded up on the kitchen table. It was hard to imagine that they had previously been a crumpled heap in the wash basket. I must admit I felt quite pleased with my efforts. I can’t swim and I don’t own a bike so it will be the nearest I’ll ever come to being an Iron Man.

Sorry couldn’t resist….

How many of you feel like a crumpled shirt or pair of trousers? Dishevelled and unwanted. Covered in creases and wrinkles. The wrinkles can be literal, the result of unremitting pressure and stress. Wrinkles are bumps on the highways and byways of our lives. They need to be overcome and the iron creates the searing heat needed to eradicate them. A white hot heat that regenerates and purges. I needed a hot iron in order to remove the creases from the pile of clothes I tackled today.

Sometimes in order to remove the problems in our lives an external heat needs to be applied. It can be a concerned friend or a caring relative. We stumble around in a maze of mistakes and cannot see the bigger picture. We lose our perspective and become subjective. We require a blunt appraisal of our situation from an outside source. Warts and all. We might not like it but the best medicine never goes down easily.

We become blinded by bias and a friendly iron can be be a painful necessity in order to smooth out our predicament. Heat hurts but it also heals. It can lead to wide, flat plateaus of peace devoid of the cobbles of confusion and flagstones of fear. Why sidle on the sidewalk or ponder on the pavement when you can surge ahead on the straightest, narrowest road imaginable.

Chase your dreams on open highways. We all accumulate wrinkles and creases on our life journeys. Don’t allow them to force you down dark alleys that lead to dead ends and delay. Swallow your pride and share your problems with someone who you can be truly accountable to; allow them to bring the heat and drag you out of the trough you find yourself in.

You need never be alone. De-crease your problems and increase your hopes of a brighter future. Just reach out. We are here for you.

Are you an ironing geek? Or do you dread this chore?

Do you need help with a problem today?

Are there people out there who can iron out your creases?

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  1. No metaphor meant, I almost never iron anything… , but (metaphor meant now) I do have a friend or two that can take charge of giving me a good heat and steam โ€œironing slapโ€ if needed… ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿค—

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  2. Ironing doesn’t ever happen in our household. I bought wrinkle-free work shirts for my husband lol! I’m actually afraid of the iron because of the heat — I mean that literally, not metaphorically.

    My therapist serves as both the heat and cool settings as an iron in my life.


  3. Nicely written, and great use of metaphor. Good advice, too. Some of us, however, have no iron to smooth out our so-called creases. Itโ€™s not a matter of pride. There just is no iron for us, at all. Luckily, Iโ€™ve learned to be pretty good at living life in a mostly wrinkle-free way. Thatโ€™s the best you can do when you have no iron.


  4. Love your metaphor. Sadly, many American young people don’t even know what an iron is! I was ironing one day when a friend of my son’s stopped by, and looked completely dumbfounded. Asked what I was doing. Amazing. Great post, by the way. You always make me think. ๐Ÿ™‚


  5. How lovely!!! Beautiful metaphor. I don t have anything to iron๐Ÿ˜Š I m a big fan of comfy stuff and my two jobs both allow me to wear sweat shirts๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ In the metaphor sense I love ironing though๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ’›


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