Newsflash

I’d just like to dispel scurrilous rumours sweeping WordPress earlier today that our account was being suspended due to the content of my ‘silly’, ‘immature’ and irrelevant posts. Particularly the ones about honeycomb ice cream. This caused unnecessary distress to a number of fellow bloggers. Several threatened to march on the offices of WordPress, while more than one choked on their breakfast.

Thankfully order was quickly restored, when those affected were gently reminded of today’s date and assured that fracturedfaithblog has no intention of going anywhere in the foreseeable future. I would like to apologise to all concerned and reassure readers that there will be no repeat of this infantile behaviour. Or, at least, not until this time next year anyway. I thank you.

Happy April Fools Day everyone!

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  1. I have to admit, I was pretty riled up when I first starting reading it, but I enjoyed the deep breath and laugh once I realized it was a joke. 🙂 For a second there I thought WordPress had gone censorship crazy like Twitter and Facebook! 🙂 God bless!

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